Well butter my butt and call me a biscuit, they’re all romantic interests.
If one’s a coincidence, and two’s a pattern, what’s three?
Anonymous: Okay bree, important question; S2/3A musclebound hulk of a man Derek Hale or S3B/4 slimmed down but chest hair covered Derek Hale, you may only pick one but don't worry there is no wrong answer
hold up is this really a question because i’m gonna need anybody that would pick anything over slimmed down, henleys hanging off his frame, peek of chest hair coming out of the neckline, hooded eyes, careful economy of movement derek hale to leave me alone BECAUSE THAT IS RELEVANT TO ALL OF MY INTERESTS
like sure ok the beefcake stage of derek hale’s life is crucial to being able to fully appreciate where he is now, i will give him that, and i will never stop tagging all of the s2 traincar-with-tank-top gifs and caps with “never 4get” because i will truly NEVER 4GET all of the things this told me about derek (mainly that he’s a part of a generation that was in middle school and beyond when the backstreet boys lead fashion trends)
BUT!!!! SLIMMED DOWN DEREK!!!!! i’m emotional only all the time now when i think about how easy it would be for someone to wrap their arms around any part of derek, how he’s probably a lot more ticklish now that he has that softness to his skin, i want approximately 15 million fanfictions dedicated to how tender the skin of his belly and inner elbows and throat looks now that he’s not packing on muscle and his body isn’t ripping its way through his clothes in every shot. i wanna talk about how EXTRA terrifying this is in light of the fact that he has slimmed down the season where he is now losing his powers— that he doesn’t have all of that excess musculature to fall back on in a tight position. he’s just soft skin over lean muscle and a tired expression that says can we not do this today, guys, i really just wanted to take a nap and remind scott how great he is this afternoon and GOSH
I’M SORRY I’M A MESS DON’T TALK TO ME ABOUT SLIMMED DOWN DEREK HALE BECAUSE EVENTUALLY I’M GONNA TALK ABOUT HOW HE AND STILES COULD SHARE CLOTHES NOW AND THAT’S WHERE I JUST LOSE ALL COHERENCY BYE